...funny but true
FACT OF LIFE - GENDER
1. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
2. Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
hmmm...
3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
..SO TRUE!!
4. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
and it also mean if the guy are smart enough to convince me..
5. Women look to one man to satisfy her every need.
Men look to every woman to satisfy his one need.
no defense, please...
FACT OF LIFE - MARRIAGE
1. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
2. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
3. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
--taken from forwarded email--