Few days ago, i received a forwarded email, just like tiped below...


We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Nowhere are the rules from the male side. These are our rules: Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!!

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! JUST SAY IT!

1. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers toalmost every question

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want helpsolving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what yourgirlfriends are for

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in anargument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways,and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do ityourself

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have tosay during commercials

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we

1. ALL men see is only in 16 colours, like Windowsdefault settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it’s just not worth the hassle

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear

1. When we have to go somewhere, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING you wear is fine, REALLY..!!

1. You have enough clothes

1. You have too many shoes

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.


Thank you for reading this;
Yes, I know, I have tosleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.


So, for u, men.. which part of that is not appropriate u? Or are -all of that- really trully u?